When do you want it? I want it now!
 
 Lead Vocals  He’s as smooth as pudding, and he always wows the crowd with his tight leathers, firm jawline, and totally rad feathered locks. Interests: Storage Containers Often Seen With: His Peeps Favorite Move: Diamond Dave high-kick Andre de la Champagne
 
 
Electronic Drums, Vocals  As the elder statesman of the group, Little Biggy may appear tired and quiet back there, but he’s happy on the inside... Favorite Song: Anything by a girl band or the Cure. Famous Last Words: “No one puts Little Biggy in the corner!” Little Biggy Jimmy
 
 
 
 Bass Guitar, Vocals  He will get sweaty, wear funny clothes, make strange faces, and drink his Jager shots with alarming frequency. Collects: Jelly bracelets Idol: Richard Simmons Heard Saying: “Golly Ma’am - I likes punch!!” Ricardo SiMons  Synthesizers, Indiglo  You wonder why everything sounds so good? Look no further than the blinking lights of the Fo’Realz keyboard rack. Expert in music theory and Emmy nominee? Now THAT’s Fo’Realz! More Skills: Sports betting, shooting dice, Jack & Coke, cowbell Undisputed Expertise: 80’s deep cuts Derek Fo’Realz  Lead Guitar, Vocals  He makes it look so easy! You think you rip at Guitar Hero? This guy IS Guitar Hero! And he knows more about music than you do. And he likes beer. Typical Demeanor: Bemused Calm Signature Move: The “Crazy Legs” Scissor Kick
 
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